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Top Eight Slogans For the 2020 Democratic Convention

8. OK,we’re serious this time!

7. Have you SEEN the other guy? I mean,have you really SEEN him?

6. Don’t be tardy,or else you’ll be arrested by Kamala Harris!

5. No,really,we’re serious this time!

4. Vote for us or Amy Klobuchar will chuck a stapler at your face! 

3. We may ignore the issues our base values most such as universal healthcare, free college,and ending the wars, but we will never ignore taxes, which we will continue to raise!

2. Won’t you give our over 70 year old candidate with dementia a chance?

1. Just wait til ‘24!