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Top Eight Bad Titles For College Application Essays

8. “Why I’m Going to Be Such a Whore Once I Attend College”

7. “Rufus,the Best Cellmate a Guy Could Ask For”

6. “Gross Things I Did To Food When I Worked at Long John Silver’s”

5. “I Hired Some Korean Kid to Write This College Essay”

4. “Why,At My High School, D’s Were Considered A’s”

3. “Coke and Pepsi: Why Nobody Tells You They’re the Same Thing”

2. “One and Done…Hello,NBA!”

1. “Seventy-One Reasons Why Donald Trump’s Wall is Going to Be Awesome”