Top Eight Signs You’re Having a Bad Winter

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Top Eight Signs You’re Having a Bad Winter

8.You got a 2012 calendar for Christmas
7.The paramedics have been out to the house six times to unstick your tongue from a frozen flagpole
6. You play quarterback for the New York Jets
5. You have something called the “penguin flu”
4. Your getaway cabin is made entirely of Duraflame logs
3.No Number 3-it was eaten by New Jersey Governor Chris Christie
2.The world now knows about your imaginary girlfriend
1.You keep getting your ass kicked in snowball fights

 

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