Top Eight Things Left Over From Other Top Eight Lists

8. It’s being held on a patch of Freddie Jackson’s front lawn

7. Everytime he checks your heartbeat, he’s picturing you naked

6. Whatever happened to Billy Ocean?

5. No number 5, the cat knocked a can of Pepsi into the Top Eight Machine

4. Mat Latos sucks!

3. If your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, please press 1!

2. Attention, owner of a silver Chevy Caprice Classic, license plate number

2PWZ202, your lights are on!

1. That’s all fours for legal help!