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Top Eight Things Left Over From Other Top Eight Lists
8. It’s being held on a patch of Freddie Jackson’s front lawn
7. Everytime he checks your heartbeat, he’s picturing you naked
6. Whatever happened to Billy Ocean?
5. No number 5, the cat knocked a can of Pepsi into the Top Eight Machine
4. Mat Latos sucks!
3. If your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, please press 1!
2. Attention, owner of a silver Chevy Caprice Classic, license plate number
2PWZ202, your lights are on!
1. That’s all fours for legal help!