From the T.J. the Sports Geek Quarantine Center and Underground Speakeasy

Top Eight Things Joe Biden Can Do To Garner More Enthusiasm 

8. New slogan: “Something will fundamentally change!”

7. Start sniffing the hair of men he doesn’t know instead

6. Stop calling everyone Jack

5. Adopting a policy where everyone in the country is guaranteed healthcare as a human right like every other developed country in the world for a change

4. Enter the Blazin’ Challenge at Buffalo Wild Wings

3. Appear in public wearing a chicken costume

2. Start telling us what policies he’s actually for

1. Put together complete,cognitive sentences