Top Eight Signs You’ve Been Watching Too Much Football

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Top Eight Signs You’ve Been Watching Too Much Football

8. Whenever you cut yourself shaving, you bleed guacamole

7. You can actually name a member of the Cleveland Browns

6. Your medic alert bracelet reads “In case of emergency,contact Lindsay Rhodes”

5. Your “girlfriend”, a football wearing a dress

4. You’ve sent countless nude photos of yourself to Jimmy Garappolo

3. A yellow “first down” marker is permanently etched into your retinas

2. On your drivers license, it reads “LII”

1. You’ve eaten so much french onion dip, your behind was named the site of Super Bowl LVI

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