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Top Eight Signs You’re Dumb

8. Fear of injury keeps you from operating a butter knife

7. Hot beverage warning on Dunkin’ Donuts cup mentions you specifically

6. On census form,you include that dark silhouette that follows you everywhere

5. You think someone from the government might be spying on you through the garbage disposal

4. As a special treat to yourself,you go to LensCrafters,but you don’t wear or need glasses

3. You’re a man wearing something called a romper

2. You have something called Cleveland Browns season tickets

1. You like your steak well done and with ketchup