From the home office of tjthesportsgeek.com in beautiful downtown Orangevale,Calif.
Top Eight Signs Your House Needs a Spring Cleaning
8. You show the person who asks “What died in here?” exactly that!
7. Guests decide to drive to the Texaco station instead of using your bathroom
6. Every day at around 3, a sad Mr. Clean walks by your house with a tear in his eye
5. At least 14 scrubbing bubbles have died on the job
4. Even Miley Cyrus won’t sleep on your floor
3. You found the Lou Bega CD from 1999 that you totally forgot you had
2. Anytime someone flushes, a horse neighs
1. A hurricane hits it and it actually looks better