Monday March Twenty Eighth Twenty Eleven

Top 8 Things Overheard at Devo Day 2011

8. “OK,that’s four slices of pizza, four sodas, and four orders of fries, that will be $123!”

7. “Hello everyone,and welcome to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom or Marine World or whatever the hell it’s called now…”

6. “Why would Wile E. Coyote even want your phone number?”

5. “Mmmm, this walrus burger is delicious!”

4. “OK,so did you grow the beard because you’re on vacation, or because you’re tired of being compared to Mr.Six?”

3. “Who told you there was a LensCrafters here?”

2. “Here’s your funnel cake and here’s your cholesterol level.Enjoy!”

1.  “The last time I saw this many giant cartoon characters, I took too much Claritin!”