8. ‘Travis, can we please get your checkout

assistance?”

7. “Another sellout crowd tonight here at Oakland

Coliseum…”

6. “Travis, we really need that checkout

assistance,please!”

5. “We have found a foolproof way to plug the leak in

the Gulf of Mexico!”

4. “Yes!” (Republicans only)

3. “Here’s Lou Bega with his new hit, Mambo #6!”

2. “That Stevie Wonder is one hell of a ballroom

dancer!”

1. “Now here she is, everyone’s favorite TV mom, Kate

Gosselin!”