Top Eight Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much

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Top Eight Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much

8. When you leave the dining room,so does your chair and the tablecloth

7. Your local Safeway,Raley’s,and Save Mart are closed for days because they ran out of food

6. After each belch,a gallon of gravy hits the wall

5. You’ve gone through three pairs of pants before dessert

4. Nobody is able to find the cat

3. You’ve tested positive for cranberry sauce,mashed potatoes,and for some reason,chow mein

2. A tuba player follows you wherever you go

1. Your first name: T.J.

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