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Top Eight Things The Founding Fathers Would Say If They Were Alive Today

8. “You know that electoral college thing we made up when we were drunk? They’re still using it!”

7. “So that’s the Washington Monument? Pssh,he wishes!”

6. “Perhaps that ruthless monarchy thing in England wasn’t so bad after all…”

5. “That’s odd -in my day, we also had a senator named Bernie Sanders”

4. “In our time,there was nobody as fine as Jennifer Lawrence!”

3. “We risk our lives to form this great nation and you wanna let Donald Trump run it?!”

2. “Diet Dr. Pepper really does take like regular Dr. Pepper”

1. “We’re gonna go over to Canada, screw all this!”