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Top Eight Signs The Person Pulling You Over Isn’t a Real Cop
8. Asks “Do you know why I pulled you under?”
7. Name on badge: J.Manziel
6. Can’t fit you into back of police cruiser because of all of the counterfeit Converse All-Stars
5. So-called “nightstick” looks suspiciously like a rolled-up newspaper
4. Keeps calling you “your majesty”.
3. Every other word that comes out of his mouth is “Disneyland”
2. Jumps in back seat,holds gun to your head and says “Take me to Long John Silver’s!”
1. Hates the TV show “COPS”