Top 8 Things That Won’t Be Said For Quite Some Time

8. ‘Travis, can we please get your checkout

assistance?”

7. “Another sellout crowd tonight here at Oakland

Coliseum…”

6. “Travis, we really need that checkout

assistance,please!”

5. “We have found a foolproof way to plug the leak in

the Gulf of Mexico!”

4. “Yes!” (Republicans only)

3. “Here’s Lou Bega with his new hit, Mambo #6!”

2. “That Stevie Wonder is one hell of a ballroom

dancer!”

1. “Now here she is, everyone’s favorite TV mom, Kate

Gosselin!”

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